Accord signed, the First of April

This is the news:

The BBTI accord, today, has been signed between The Baksza Bureau and the Internet, under it's blogging capacity, known as TEH INTERNETS, some time before dinner, PST.

Much anticipation had been looming in recent weeks with pressures from internal members of both parties mounting since as far back as The Facebook Treaty, March 2006. Whereas the the FBT's signing was catalysed by mutual distaste over the average user age of Nexopia still being 16, three years after initial subscription, the new Brasley Blogs TEH INTERNETS Accord had been continuously meeting with delays, mostly over translation errors of TEH INTERNET's official tongue, L337 $P34< (leetspeak) and a mysterious incident involving a bag of chocolate-covered shards of glass - faulty parties being quoted as saying, "My guests are fools, all your pantry are belong to us".

Negotiation finally culminated Tuesday, lunchhour, following a discussion of the term "bromance" and it's validity in the English language. Blogger.com, having provided accommodations to The Bureau's submissions, Bureau PR Rep, B. Baksza announced today, "We expect posts to begin as early as this evening, concentrating on interesting words and phrases, dead things found on the side of the road... annoying emails my dad sent me, scandalous pictures of my ex that she's long since forgot about and spatterings of drunken or sleep-deprived nonsense - Truly a significant intellectual contribution to the overall body of Internet-based literature... Blogging should start off strong and eventually reaching equilibrium while increasing in the irrational and borderline offensive rhetoric that this office prides itself on."

No word yet on The Bureau's plans for a vidlog, although Bureau Charter states that it is "always looking for new avenues to alienate myself". Relations between The Bureau and TEH INTERNETS are expected alleviate following this move and public interest on the matter, while still polarized, remains high.